Teen Drama Queen Mugs

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

WTF?

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

Doctor Bartolo

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Berta screams out!

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Situation Tragedy.

Chekov play and scorecard,