Teen Drama Enthusiast Mugs

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

T-Shirt: I'm Just Going Through 'A Stage'.

'Relax, I'm not pregnant, I just ate a bag of candy worrying about our relationship.'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"Don't worry — I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

Ha! Ha! Twig will never have a boyfriend! 13-year-old boys are idiots. I'll be married before you even get kissed. Brrng. It's someone named Sar-ah! I was wrong. 13-year-old girls are the real idiots.

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

You're really not going to the dance? Really. Just because someone found out you have a crush on Ryan Beardsley? Just?!! Everyone thinks I'm a pathetic loser. So not true! Most kids don't know who you are! You're picking up this check.

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'Seriously??'

Who I did in my holidays.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"Of course you're my boyfriend, but I don't like the way you're acting! Well maybe we don't have to date anymore!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Expanded Limited Investigation

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Gillian Leigh Anderson

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"I wish school was more like TV."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

How TV Causes Violence

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

The Professionals.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Plan B

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"