Teen Drama Enthusiast Prints

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

T-Shirt: I'm Just Going Through 'A Stage'.

'Relax, I'm not pregnant, I just ate a bag of candy worrying about our relationship.'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"Don't worry — I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'Seriously??'

Who I did in my holidays.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"Of course you're my boyfriend, but I don't like the way you're acting! Well maybe we don't have to date anymore!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"I wish school was more like TV."

Plan B

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"Anything you say will be taken down and edited for 'Crimewatch.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'Casualty, Take one' clapper board traps persons finger

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

'I watched ER and now I'm getting a second opinion from Chicago Hope.'

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"