Teen Drama Mugs

"And how do you feel about how she feels about he feels?"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

'I'm not sure about all the rules, but when you fence with girls you're allowed to try to poke them in the boobs.'

"Dude, Bea just made a serious move on you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."

"Me, I don't have problems with my teenage daughter going out at night: thank goodness for the roosting instinct..."

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."