Teen Drama Mugs

"And how do you feel about how she feels about he feels?"

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

'I'm not sure about all the rules, but when you fence with girls you're allowed to try to poke them in the boobs.'

"Dude, Bea just made a serious move on you."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

Forget Ryan Beardsley. Why? I'm so on his wave-length! He's way into the environment. No way! He's talking to the principal about recycling. Office. Indeed. If reusing Sally Sipe's English paper counts as recycling.

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'