Teenage Drama Mugs

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I'm afraid of the background check. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre school.'