Teen Drama Expert Mugs

How are the plans for the dance coming along? Ok. But I'm not going. What?!! You're the main organizer! This topic is closed! Twig doesn't have a date. Not one potential escort?!! Well, one. But dad can't take her.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."