Teen Drama Expert Gifts

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"I'm trying to stay away from Tia Carmen. When she sees me, she treats me like a little kid."

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."