Drama Queen Mugs

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

"This session is not over until I sing so!"

Are we still talking about ME?

'T.B. or not T.B.?'

'Am I going to explode?'

"Well Sid, I'll tell you why dogs get all the good parts. Dogs have better agents."

'Medea' Studies

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Have you ever thought of putting them on in the park?"

"You ungrateful little beast! How dare you accuse me of being an overbearing stage mother! Go to your room and stay there!"

'It's a Drama right? I would be great for the part: I can cry on command!'

Woman with sore throat.

'I need you to start thinking outside the imaginary box.'

Oscars acceptance speech.

'Blimey! She's good.'

Actress on botox expressing emotion.

Noel Coward.

Masquerades and Operas, Burlington Gate.

Tosca

Theatre Workshop: Gone to Lunch (Exits Stage Left. . .)

"Agreed, we're after a younger audience, but I still prefer 'wherefore art thou' to 'wassup, Romeo?'"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

The Actor Factor

'I don't want you playing with those awful Lear girls any more!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Singer

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Tragedy, Comedy, Understudy.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Couldn't be busier. My agent is suing my manager, my manager is suing my lawyer, I'm suing my agent and my lawyer is suing me."

Performance In The Bedroom

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."