Tv Drama Queen Gifts

'I keep forgetting I have the right to remain silent.'

"Mum, stop it, this isn't reality T.V.!" "Shh or I'll vote you out."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'Great Therapy!'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

To read or not to read?

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Noel Coward.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Lady Macbeth

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

WTF?

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Feel my claw of death!"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.