Drama King/queen Gifts

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"For our first exercise I want you to pretend you're getting this unexpected bill in the mail."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I never use simple explanations when I'm guilty. They don't let me use my dramatic acting skills."

Mask and Cape

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

counselor: 'How about joining the glee club? They're an awfully lot of fun!'

Man jumping off 'lovers leap' sign.

'I'm a star!'

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"All right, spit it out and let's try again."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Any time is cake o'clock

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Great Therapy!'

Reginald Bunthorne

"Surprise!"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

TV jester.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

To read or not to read?

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"