First World Problem Drama King/queen Gifts

Torture-Free C.I.A. Interrogation Tools

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

Any time is cake o'clock

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Reginald Bunthorne

TV jester.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Great Therapy!'

"Surprise!"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

To read or not to read?

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Noel Coward.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

WTF?

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Feel my claw of death!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.