Drama King/queen Pillows

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I never use simple explanations when I'm guilty. They don't let me use my dramatic acting skills."

Mask and Cape

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Man jumping off 'lovers leap' sign.

'I'm a star!'

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"All right, spit it out and let's try again."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Any time is cake o'clock

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Reginald Bunthorne

TV jester.

'Great Therapy!'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Surprise!"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

To read or not to read?

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

WTF?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."