Domestic Drama Queen Gifts

"To bat that stupid rolled-up sock around all morning or not to bat the stupid sock around, that is the question."

'Dad, help! The cleaner just quit!'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

WTF?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Lady Macbeth

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

Berta screams out!

Doctor Bartolo

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Situation Tragedy.

Chekov play and scorecard,