Drama Queen Mom Gifts

"Mama Mia, Mama Mia!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Reginald Bunthorne

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Noel Coward.

William Shakespeare

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

WTF?

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Lady Macbeth

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Situation Tragedy.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."