Drama Queen Mom Gifts

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Reginald Bunthorne

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

William Shakespeare

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

WTF?

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Lady Macbeth

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Situation Tragedy.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Berta screams out!

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'