Teen Dramas Gifts

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

University Soapflakes

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Downtrodden Abbey

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

The Professionals.

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

Forget Ryan Beardsley. Why? I'm so on his wave-length! He's way into the environment. No way! He's talking to the principal about recycling. Office. Indeed. If reusing Sally Sipe's English paper counts as recycling.

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'