Teen Dramedy Gifts

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

'Linda, your boy friend is here to visit our refrigerator.'

"Have you told your dad about your new boyfriend?"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."