Teen Dramas Pillows

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Downtrodden Abbey

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

"The drama contains scenes of human decency and goodness which some viewers may find unusual."