Office Dramatist Gifts

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

"I hate it when he stand at the window, takes a deep breath and says...THE CITY!"

A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.

'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'

'Sir, try not to react with a hard boiled approach.'

'I'd feel like a hypocrite contributing to his farewell gift after firing him.'

'I'm leaving this damn job at the end of the month.' - 'How did you find out?'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

"What makes you think I'm the whistleblower?"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

John Masefield.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

The Modern Godot

James Barrie.

Eugene Ionesco