Business Dramatist Gifts

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

'Hard to follow...'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

The Modern Godot

Eugene Ionesco

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

John Masefield.

"Impartiality becomes you."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

James Barrie.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

Euripides

Modern Day Hamlet.

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!