Business Dramatist Pillows

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A man taking a bow

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Hard to follow...'

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Eugene Ionesco

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

John Masefield.

James Barrie.

"Impartiality becomes you."

The Modern Godot

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

Henrik Ibsen

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'