Sporty Dramatist Gifts

"Of course we should have women boxers in Britain...I mean, where else can they do panto?!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Out, damned Spot.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'Hard to follow...'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

The Modern Godot

Eugene Ionesco

John Masefield.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

James Barrie.

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

Euripides