Sporty Thespian Gifts

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

It's an iphone rehearsal.

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I'd rather be playing football.'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

Muhammad Dali...

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

Crossing the thin line into show business

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

I love hockey!

Javelin

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

'Blimey! She's good.'

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

'That was strike three, Caldwell! Let him go! You're only make things harder on yourself!'

"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"

Football Drama Coach