Serious Thespian Gifts

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Movies vs. Films

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

It's an iphone rehearsal.

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"...but, seriously..."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Alas, poor Rover. Shakespeare in the dog park.

Politics Books

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

'Blimey! She's good.'

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

Football Drama Coach

Articled clerks discussing amateur dramatics