Seriousness Enthusiast Gifts

'I know that I take myself too seriously... but it makes me happy.'

Team Leader

Scarcity

"Any questions?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Max Weber

'Business or pleasure?'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

"...but, seriously..."

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'That's it?'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Emile Durkheim

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

Bertrand Russell

"School is loverly this time of year."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'I like your enthusiasm!'

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'First, you have to get their attention.'

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..