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'I know that I take myself too seriously... but it makes me happy.'

Team Leader

Scarcity

"Any questions?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Max Weber

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Business or pleasure?'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"...but, seriously..."

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'That's it?'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Emile Durkheim

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

Bertrand Russell

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'I like your enthusiasm!'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"School is loverly this time of year."

'First, you have to get their attention.'

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..