Sincerity Enthusiast T-Shirts

Johnny Spinwell, what an honor to have you in my humble cafe. The honor is mine. Show me how it's done, Johnny. Spin for me. I don't spin, sir. I tell the hard truth. I dig deep for frankness even when it pains me to say my greatest mistake was excessively loving peace and justice. Awesome! Thanks. It's in your best interest.

Club Antisocial

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Any questions?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

Social Worker

Peace. Love. Light

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

The merger hits a snag.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Sling

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'I think I've got it.'

"I see you decluttered."