Sincerity Enthusiast Gifts

Club Antisocial

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"Any questions?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

Peace. Love. Light

Social Worker

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

The merger hits a snag.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

Sling

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"I see you decluttered."

'No. I insist. You first.'

'I think I've got it.'