Conciseness Enthusiast Gifts

"Any questions?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Raptures

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Zenemies.

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

How world war III started.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.