Conciseness Enthusiast Pillows

"Any questions?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Raptures

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

How world war III started.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'