Modesty Enthusiast Pillows

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Any questions?"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

The merger hits a snag.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

Highlights from the Million Moderate March

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

'No. I insist. You first.'

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

Sorry, coach. My mom says the other football pants are "too revealing."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

"Finally a bit of privacy."

"More like 95% off!"

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

Gentleman whale.

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?"

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

Man attempts to be rid of girl's father so he can be with her

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

True Modesty.

A man doffs his head in passing.

"We have to stop meeting this way, Allison!"

"Please excuse Steve...he hates pretentiousness!"

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

"Are you decent?"