Moderation Lover Pillows

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Now that's a win."

Zenemies.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Have you been working out?'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Yogi back in 5.

Working from OM.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Nervous Buddha

Fitness Guru

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'Goopta believes in a businesslike approach to enlightenment.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"