Modesty Enthusiast Mugs

"I am wearing the new bikini you saw...unfortunately, my father saw it too, and made me wear this over it!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Any questions?"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

The merger hits a snag.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

'No. I insist. You first.'

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

"More like 95% off!"

Gentleman whale.

"Oh—pardon the expletive—damn!"

Man attempts to be rid of girl's father so he can be with her

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?"

"Finally a bit of privacy."

True Modesty.

"Please excuse Steve...he hates pretentiousness!"

"A lot of people say that absence is my best feature."

"Are you decent?"

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

A man doffs his head in passing.

"We have to stop meeting this way, Allison!"

"Eve, how come every leaf has fallen except yours?"