Modesty Lovers Mugs

"Finally a bit of privacy."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

"Showoff"

"It is my place!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

Storage Unit of Love

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Muzak's Top 10

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Thanks, baby. Ciao."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Meditation Center

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

'I love our decadence!'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

I know it's unfashionable to say this...but money actually makes me very happy.

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'