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Life Hacks

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Men gossiping

"We evolved from asteroids"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

S**t Threw a Goose

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Sculptor's chippings

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'