Conceptual Connoisseur Pillows

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

It resonates a feeling of human alienation... I don't get it! It's a stick!

The Surrealists

Louis Armstrong

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"We evolved from asteroids"

Creation of Red Wine

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"He's an abstract artist."

The Cremaster Cycle

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

S**t Threw a Goose

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

3D Theatre

Moliere

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

The drinker.