Conceptual Connoisseur Pillows

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

It resonates a feeling of human alienation... I don't get it! It's a stick!

The Surrealists

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"We evolved from asteroids"

Creation of Red Wine

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

Jackson Pollock as a child

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

S**t Threw a Goose

3D Theatre

Moliere

The drinker.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Bleak House

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Who's the artist?"

Musical Vases

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