Honesty Enthusiast Gifts

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'

'Everything was fine until you insisted on transparent accounting!'

"Yes, I cut it down, and no, I have not regrets about it."

'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

'I'm glad you are up front with me Frank, but not so much that you are in my face.'

"Sorry I’m late, honey — I was cheating on you."

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

"I want to be just like you when I grow up. Except for, you know, chunky and broke."

Truth in Advertising.

"I've been looking for someone who's not afraid to tell me when I'm wrong, and your name keeps coming up."

"There is one who doesn't hide what he is looking for!"

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'At least he's honest.'

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'At least you know I'm not cheating.'

...I haven't got a sore throat - that was the sound of sincerity...

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

'I guess mom cant handle the truth!'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

'No wife or children to support, please don't give me much'

Tired of dating people who misrepresent themselves online, Dirk began bringing a scale to every first date.

My departure was quite amicable- they thought I should be sacked and I agreed.

Honest Abie's Appliances

"The report is good, but a bit too truthful..."

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Stop bothering the patrons. Me? You can't just go saying whatever is on your mind. You can't tell people that coffee makes you sick, or beef is being recalled or that they're bad dressers. It offends people. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend your over sensitive, somewhat feminine nature. That's what I'm talking about! What'd I say?

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'I was compulsively honest until I became compulsively rich.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'