Honesty Fans Gifts

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'At least he's honest.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'Why honest is the best policy...'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

Let's be honest

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."