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"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

Let's be honest

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."