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'Now you mention it, Sandra, you do seem a bit judgmental sometimes.'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'At least he's honest.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."