Honesty Aficionado Pillows

'Now you mention it, Sandra, you do seem a bit judgmental sometimes.'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'At least he's honest.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Maybe you should be depressed, your life isn't that great."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

Let's be honest

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