Child-like Honesty Aficionado Pillows

Look at that big fat man!

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

It's all gravy.

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

The Curious George pop-down book

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'We were mud wrestling.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

"Read me that new turtle book that's getting all the buzz."

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

"Frankly, Mr. Arnold. I'm sick and tired of hearing about your pet turtle."

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

At the witches supermarket.

'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'

'I know I just met you, but I already hate you. It saves time.'

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

Honest Abie's Appliances