Child-like Honesty Aficionado T-Shirts

Look at that big fat man!

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

It's all gravy.

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

The Curious George pop-down book

'At least he's honest.'

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'To authenticate this recipe, first purchase a Soil Association accredited small holding in an unspoilt and exclusive locale, steadily add copious illustrated puff pieces to the nation press and plug. . .'

'We were mud wrestling.'

At the witches supermarket.

"Frankly, Mr. Arnold. I'm sick and tired of hearing about your pet turtle."

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

"Read me that new turtle book that's getting all the buzz."

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'

'I know I just met you, but I already hate you. It saves time.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'