Honesty Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'Everything was fine until you insisted on transparent accounting!'

"Yes, I cut it down, and no, I have not regrets about it."

'When I asked for your honest opinion of me, I didn't expect you to be THAT honest!'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I'm glad you are up front with me Frank, but not so much that you are in my face.'

"Sorry I’m late, honey — I was cheating on you."

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

"I've been looking for someone who's not afraid to tell me when I'm wrong, and your name keeps coming up."

"There is one who doesn't hide what he is looking for!"

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'At least he's honest.'

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'At least you know I'm not cheating.'

...I haven't got a sore throat - that was the sound of sincerity...

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

'I guess mom cant handle the truth!'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'No wife or children to support, please don't give me much'

My departure was quite amicable- they thought I should be sacked and I agreed.

Honest Abie's Appliances

"The report is good, but a bit too truthful..."

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'I was compulsively honest until I became compulsively rich.'

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"It's just that I'm more of a 'fade, weep, disengage' kind of person."

"You couldn't ask for a more honest friend."