Honesty Aficionados T-Shirts

'Finally a mega-store with an honest name.'

True confessions.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Trump returns home

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'At least he's honest.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Sauce close to the PM.

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

'Why honest is the best policy...'