Childhood Innocence Admirer Pillows

"Oh, no! Now you know my secret identity as Toilet Paper Man!"

'You just have one mother and one father? Don't you get lonely?'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

Doughboy Dad

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

First love.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

My child is a genius.

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Proud mums.

"'A', I'm adorable."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Knight of the sandcastle.

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

Truce?

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."