Childhood Innocence Explorers Pillows

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Child development. How children change.

How to sleep when you're a kid...

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

Poems to Spookify

'Isn't this marvelous? True love and we haven't lost our milk teeth yet!'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

Playing in a stream.

"Needs ketchup."

"I was about your age when I, too, started having security concerns."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

'Watching ant TV!'

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'I heard you were going deer hunting so I camouflaged the car!'

Cast of Dream

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

"She never obeys me. Maybe her voice command is turned off."