Childhood Innocence Pillows

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I overheard you say that you have been sober for 10 years... Me to!'

"Ah, the carefree days of youth."

"There are three kinds of lies: big lies, small lies, and in between are grande lies."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Tree house.

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'He's maturing early.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Recess does things to a man."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Serious Putty

Oh, no

He wanted a different one.

"Use your inside scream."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Playground Pipe Dreams