Sentimentality Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"OK, so new decluttering strategy: we put all the tchotchkes in a box in the basement, then throw them away in 10-15 years when their emotional hold over us has sufficiently weakened."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Have I told you lately that I love you

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

Storage Unit of Love

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Barbara Cartland

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

Of course, you do --- Yu have mixed feelings about everything!

Valentine's Day Kiss

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

'Son, that's not just your dad's playbook...It's a record of the hugs and kisses he gave you through the years.'

My valentine

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"