Sentimental Story Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Audio Books

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

Proceedings of the club

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"It's post-gingerbread."

Meet the pop-up author.

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Barbara Cartland