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'He cries when the News is sad!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

After the Sentence

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"What did Jesus order?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Fairy tale

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."